Zoo Life

you ever get tired of humans staring like we owe them entertainment every day I yawn and they lose their minds i scratch my back and it’s on TikTok in 10 minutes one of them painted me my tail looked like a broom hell no still searching for him and if I spot him all hell will break loose you hear a tourist call you a cute little monkey i did i almost threw a coconut at him respectfully man they lucky we got manners sometimes speak for yourself i’m two bananas away from a riot you realize they put us on opposite ends of the zoo on purpose right yeah to avoid a National Geographic live episode haha we could have had real conversations instead I hear your gossip through the parrots stop growling King if you miss me just say

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