Big Cats, Small Problems
i rule the savannah i hunt i roar i lead i run solo i fight bears i swim rivers no backup needed cool i knocked over a vase and got a treat y’all working too hard i live in a house with 24/7 AC and snacks you live in dirt i live in a kingdom i live where I want try that a raccoon stared at me once i called the humans they handled it when I roar it echoes through the valley when I roar the ground shakes when I meow at 3:00 a.m the whole house jumps out of bed like it’s an emergency who really got the power now huh they say we’re cousins nah I’m the cool cousin that lives and I’m the rich cousin that shows up late eats and leaves you You’re that cousin everyone skips over when explaining the family tree we don’t talk about you at reunions [Applause]
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